Dry January: which zodiac signs won’t stick to their resolve? – She

Published on January 04, 2023 at 9:09 am

To motivate you, have you lined the door of your fridge with post-its indicating “the Martini, it’s over”, “the sake is over”, “we say no to Chinon”? If you’re one of the many people trying to go a whole month without drinking alcohol, astrology has a revelation for you. Some signs would be better able to keep this resolution: this is the case of Virgin or even Capricorn, champions of self-discipline. But several members of the zodiac have a little less willpower. Do not forget that alcohol abuse as well as second-degree forgetfulness are dangerous for your health. To consume with moderation.

Gemini: talkative alcohol

Normally, they already talk a lot. When they’ve been drinking, it’s worse. In their brain, everything is always going a thousand miles an hour: normal, for a sign associated with the cerebral Mercury. If there are certainly many good reasons to have a Gemini in your life, you also surely know the risks. Among them, a slight tendency to plan aperitifs often: traps that they knowingly set for you. With their almost caffeinated energy, their superhuman speech rate and their supernatural brain activity, the Gemini have tenfold cheekiness when they have drunk. More importantly, they know that not everyone handles alcohol so well. They love to confuse your brain (when it is already not very brave) by giving you the equivalent of a TED talk on yet another conspiracy theory. The more his public is imbibed, the less he is able to flee. They got you. And that’s exactly why they’re unlikely to stop drinking in January.

Our prognosis: they will not last 10 days.

Libra: the gift of ubiquity

Don’t pretend, you know very well what we are talking about. You know her, this friend Balance ultra popular who has four parties planned for the same evening and who doesn’t see the problem of honoring them all with his presence, one by one? This is the lot of Libra: she sins out of the desire to do well and above all, to be sympathetic. So, it’s fatal, “Tipsip” is their middle name. Let it be said, with Libra, ubiquity rhymes with drunkenness. The major height being all the same to be part of the most talkative astrological signs of the zodiac, while being absolutely incapable of pronouncing the word “no”. They are the perfect example of the social pressure that exists around alcohol consumption, but if you ask them: they stop the Margaritas when they want. Not only will they fail miserably in their attempt at Dry January, but they will also want to take you down with them by “inadvertently” filling your glass.

Our prognosis: they will not last a week.

Sagittarius: inexhaustible thirst

There is a sign that we do not believe for a second when he announces that he intends to do the Dry January, it is the Sagittarius. The natives of the sign are depicted, with a lot of pliers and gloves, as “good living” or people focused on “good flesh”. If you ask us for our opinion (and you didn’t but you will anyway), we rather think that Sagittarians are the living embodiment of the concept of “YOLO”, i.e. “we only live Once “. The sky is literally their limit since they clearly don’t have one: there is no pleasure in existence that Sagittarius does not want to abuse. But as always, their unquenchable thirst can be explained (we didn’t say excusable) by astrology. If the cosmic centaurs are the most excessive of the zodiac, it is because their star is literally that of excess par excellence: Jupiter. The largest planet in the solar system is named after the king of the Greek gods, Zeus, and gives Sagittarius a bit of an “always more” edge. Never satisfied, the sign of the archer is also the one who hates frames and restriction.

Our prognosis: they will not last three days.

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Pisces: fins without borders

What is already very undisciplined, the rest of the time, and which has zero chance of holding its Dry January? One Pisces, gone. Once is not custom, but a little all the same, it is about a dark story of appointed planet. That of the sign of Pisces is the icy planet Neptune, the nebula: dreams, illusions, altered reality… This is why we say, in astrology, that Neptune is also the planet of addictions and artificial paradises. Very porous to everything that happens around him, Pisces tends to let himself be carried by the current and, the least we can say is that he has no problem letting go. In fact, he has a rather hard time controlling himself and setting boundaries. Especially since Pisces is one of the most airheaded signs of the zodiac. They will end up forgetting their sobriety vows just hours after taking them. “Oh flute! “Champagne.

Our prognosis: they will not last three hours.