The Le Flambeau series is filled with characters who perfectly represent our society. But here is completely unsourced information: each character was created according to an astrological sign. It is therefore appropriate to judge your astro sign according to the character assigned to you.
Just like Chacha, if there’s one thing Aries don’t wear, it’s clothes. It goes without saying that Chataléré is their alter-ego. Aries love ass and anything to do with having sex with people, lying down or standing up. And I’m not talking about the fact that every one of their sentences are references to sex, and it’s actually kind of sucky when it comes out at grandma’s funeral speech. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Taurus are known for two characteristics: their heart as big as a watermelon, allowing them to love without counting (and not without county lol), and their ability to fight for their territory. So, like Soraya, Taurus love to hug people, either to cuddle them or to coldly put them down. They love bananas too. Zodiac sign to avoid.
We’re not going to lie to each other, but Geminis are big jerks. Not stupid “bad guys” huh, but rather stupid “we don’t have the elevator on all floors” or something like that. If we made a list of the qualities of Gemini, there would only be faults. Like Marc, Geminis are big, badly behaved babies who cry for nothing. And if they cry while reading this paragraph, it’s because I’m right. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Clearly Cancers are conspiratorial. As soon as something happens in their life, it’s necessarily the fault of the CIA or the Illuminati, which makes this sign completely unbearable. Have you ever wanted to type Yvan in Le Flambeau? Well, same goes for Cancers. Zodiac sign to avoid.
If all humans were Leos, then the human species would not live longer than 10 years. Beneath their apparent good humor, the Lions/Annicks are just boring. They swear by lukewarm 8-6s and fiery bolas. And then in real life, they stink, it’s an infection, it clearly doesn’t make you want to be green. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Virgos and their sense of order are potential Marinas. They who consider themselves completely fun and crazy ^^ don’t actually dare to cross at a red pedestrian light or say bad words. The worst is when a Virgo throws a party. It starts with a morgue atmosphere, and it ends with a tough interrogation and arm locks. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Scales: Philippe Machete
Ouch ouch ouch, alas, Libras are notorious for living a lie. Unable to achieve anything on their own, Libras don’t hesitate to copy and steal the creations of others. In addition, they only have one eye, and that frankly it pisses me off. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Scorpio: Doctor Juiphe
Scorpios are true experts in human psychology. Thus, they don’t hesitate to manipulate minds in order to get what they want, whether it’s a phone number, a ham and cheese panini or a half-price tractor-trailer. Scorpios have no scruples or morals, and only serve their own interests. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Sagittarius knows the right atmosphere and knows how to organize nice aperitifs with friends. And go ahead, let it serve and refill little yolks, make jokes about moms, and end up on caterpillars in underwear in the village village hall. Sagittarians have a real Patrice soul. Astro sign to pamper.
Capricorn: William (not Marc)
Like William, Capricorn is in constant search of attention, even if it means getting stuck with big jerks like Marc (Gemini) or dangerous people like Alexandra (Pisces). All this because of social networks and TikTok there, while reading a good 1500-page book and playing with a piece of wood would help them more to flourish. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Aquarius: Tony Tonic
Tony Tonic has heart, Aquarius too. Tony Tonic struggles in his personal life, Aquarius too. Tony Tonic loves sports and has made it his profession, Aquarians like to watch sports on television and run after their subway. Tony Tonic lives with one leg missing, Aquarians have great difficulty putting one foot in front of the other. They are so much the same. Zodiac sign to avoid.
Alexandra represents this water sign perfectly. Just like Alexandra, you should never approach a Pisces. Already, they quickly become addicted to anything that moves, issue death threats to the first comer and are ready to strike anyone who does not come back to them. Introvert Pisces? My butt yeah, they scream all the time, it’s a mess. A quarter of their life they spend in prison. Oh well, like Alexandra in fact. Zodiac sign to avoid.
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